Temperature Conversion Chart - Montana Temperature
Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Montana people sunbathe.
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Montana people plant gardens.
Italian cars won’t start.
Montana people drive with the windows down.
Distilled water freezes.
Montanans store their beer outdoors.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Montana people have the last cook-out before it gets
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Montana people throw on a sweatshirt.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Montanans lick the flagpole.
People in Miami cease to exist.
Montana people get out their winter coats.
Montana Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Montana Boy Scouts postpone “Winter Survival” classes
until it gets cold enough.
Mt. St. Helen’s freezes.
Montana people rent some videos.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanans get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Montana cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
ALL atomic motion stops.
Montana people start saying....”Cold ‘nuff for ya?”
Hell freezes over.
The Montana State Bobcats take the championship
Ya might need to be from Montana to understand the last one.
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Every day Gregory Peccary would get into his little red Volkswagen and drive to the ugly side of town, where they keep the government buildings.