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[IAmGhostDog]

[BWM]

Whatcha making Jeff?

[undersea]

Whats up boys,

Just up graded to a Core Duo,

Couldn't help myself the call of OCing just too strong!



Ghost what is that new project?

[BWM]

Shame on you!!!!

[3dfxrain]

coffee time

[themortarman]

SWEARING AT WORK

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course
of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received
from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language
will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical
importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when
communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have
been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner.

>> >> 1) TRY SAYING
>> > > I think you could use more training.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
>> > >
>> > > 2) TRY SAYING:
>> > > She's an aggressive go-getter.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > She's a ball-busting b__ch.
>> > >
>> > > 3) TRY SAYING:
>> > > Perhaps I can work late.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
>> > >
>> > > 4) TRY SAYING:
>> > > I'm certain that isn't feasible.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > No f______ way.
>> > >
>> > > 5) TRY SAYING:
>> > > Really?
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > You've got to be sh__ing me!
>> > >
>> > > 6) TRY SAYING:
>> > > Perhaps you should check with...
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > Tell someone who gives a sh__.
>> > >
>> > > 7) TRY SAYING:
>> > > I wasn't involved in the project.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > It's not my f______ problem.
>> > >
>> > > 8) TRY SAYING:
>> > > That's interesting.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > What the f___?
>> > >
>> > > 9) TRY SAYING:
>> > > I'm not sure this can be implemented.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > This sh__ won't work.
>> > >
>> > > 10) TRY SAYING:
>> > > I'll try to schedule that.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > Why the h___ didn't you tell me sooner?
>> > >
>> > > 11) TRY SAYING:
>> > > He's not familiar with the issues.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > He's got his head up his a__.
>> > >
>> > > 12) TRY SAYING:
>> > > Excuse me, sir?
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > Eat sh__ and die.
>> > >
>> > > 13) TRY SAYING:
>> > > So you weren't happy with it?
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > Kiss my a__.
>> > >
>> > > 14) TRY SAYING:
>> > > I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > F___ it, I'm on salary.
>> > >
>> > > 15) TRY SAYING:
>> > > I don't think you understand.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > Shove it up your a__.
>> > >
>> > > 16) TRY SAYING:
>> > > I love a challenge.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > This job sucks.
>> > >
>> > > 17) TRY SAYING:
>> > > You want me to take care of that?
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > Who the h___ died and made you boss?
>> > >
>> > > 18 ) TRY SAYING:
>> > > He's somewhat insensitive.
>> > > INSTEAD OF:
>> > > He's a pr_ck.
>> > >
>> > > Thank You,
>> > > Human Resources

[BWM]

OMG that's good. Funny as hell even though it does take the fun out of language!

[themortarman]

Yeah Jeff, What ya go going over there?

It looks organize that's for sure.

[BWM]

How's your back doing?

[3dfxrain]

you doing something for it?

[themortarman]

Back is much better, thanks!!

Got back to my exercise\stretching routine I just need to keep doing it all the time from here on out.

[BWM]

Back is much better, thanks!!

Got back to my exercise\stretching routine I just need to keep doing it all the time from here on out.

That's good news. I was getting pretty worried about that. Seems like a lot of the people I know are having problems.

[3dfxrain]

you know, the haws that ive seen at the bordello's, theyre attitude is actually far better than the women that ive seen for potential relationships

[3dfxrain]

like 100,000 times better

[3dfxrain]

whats the difference, haws have confidence and relationship women have absolutely none