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  1. #30601
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Weather has been good for the most part. Which means having to mow the yard.
    Today was the fourth time so far this year.

    Probably heading to the South Jersey shore in June for s get together with the family.

  2. #30602
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Had a crappy overcast morning here but it burned off, real nice afternoon

  3. #30603
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Quote Originally Posted by undersea View Post
    Good man.

    You enjoying the nice weather?

    It was really nice in Jersey Today!
    Looking forward to doing a little fishing with my dad in point pleasant.
    "Angels on the sideline, Puzzled and amused.
    Why did Father give these humans free will?
    Now they’re all confused."


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  4. #30604
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Hi friends. How is everyone?I`ve stopped by a few times but it was usually empty of my compadres at the Storage Forum.Rainy here all weekend.Glad I got lawn mowed last Sunday.2nd time this year.Busy with work as usual this time of year.Hope all are doing well....peace MK

    A funny for youse guys LOL

    A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day, so
    she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road She carefully steps out of the car, walks around behind it, opens the trunk and takes out two cardboard men. She unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

    The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their bodies to all the approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. Before very long, a police car arrives. The patrolman, clearly enraged, approaches the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer," says the woman, calmly.
    "Well, what in the world are those cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" asks the Officer.

    "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
    she replied.
    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

  5. #30605
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Figures it'd be a blonde!!

    Doing ok here Brad. Just working my arse off!

  6. #30606
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Same here Brad.Snow melts and the start logging and hauling again.Keeps me out of trouble...Mostly
    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

  7. #30607
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Garden of Eden

    Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called "woman."

    God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."

    Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"

    God said, "An arm and a leg."

    Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

  8. #30608
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    On the road too long

    A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"

    The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

    The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny. I'm homesick
    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

  9. #30609
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  10. #30610
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Hot damn.... work'n two jobs now!

  11. #30611
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Can you believe my wife made me fill this out the other night when I went out with some friends?

    http://members.cox.net/themortarman/...ysnightout.pdf

  12. #30612
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Quote Originally Posted by themortarman View Post
    Can you believe my wife made me fill this out the other night when I went out with some friends?

    http://members.cox.net/themortarman/...ysnightout.pdf
    That's hilarious


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  13. #30613
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Man she's on to you now!!

  14. #30614
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Stripper Clause.....So, hookers are OK?
    Main Rig: EVGA 141-BL-E769-A1 LGA 1366 Intel X58 CLASSIFIED/WATERCOOLED ED. cooled by the Monster Water Cooling Setup
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  15. #30615
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Poll dancers and Lap Dancers, too??

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