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WTF going on here?

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[Mankind]

Three Florida surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries
they had performed.
One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in Florida . In
my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an
accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private
concert for the Queen of England .
The second surgeon said. 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in track and field events in the Olympics.'
The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman
was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
woman's blond hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together
and now she's a senator from New York .

Happy Fathers Day to all at the Storage Bar.I been busy with work and my flower garden.I`ll post a pic or 2 in a couple of minutes.Lots of work setting it up and keeping it up too.MK

[Mankind]

[BWM]

Look'n real good there Brad

If Microsoft Built Cars:

1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.

4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy more seats.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but would only run on 5 percent of the roads.

6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.

7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.

8. The air bag system would say, "are you sure?" before going off.

9. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.

[BWM]

Man it sucks not being able to see who's spying on peeps around here

[BWM]

well that's fixed.

I'm in such a crabby-arse mood, think I'll stir up some sheite in the pet peeves bar

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Make it off the island

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

[jimzinsocal]

Whatcha got good and cold today for brews?
I just came in again hotter than hell outside and I sem to have developed a powerful thirst for a brewsky

[BWM]

Bad Frog Beer of course

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Rule of Thumb

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. --- Women's restroom, ••••'s Last Resort, Dallas, Texas.

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Jesus Is Watching

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

[jimzinsocal]

Bad Frog Beer of course

That will work. I got a sixer of Landshark the other day and wasnt thrilled...

[BWM]

Never heard of that stuff. Bad froggy works real good. Damn near got sun burned. That'll teach me... don't stay in the pool too long after turning ghostly white all winter.

[jimzinsocal]

That Landshark stuff. Its intended to compete with Corona.
Similar but not quite as good

And I know about the sun. Damn. Im outside for an hour and Im ready to get back to cool.

[BWM]

Sun really hammers the beer into me

You speak of questionable beer, here's two that I don't ever wanna see again as long as I live. Carlings is worthless shit, all we could get in some parts of vietnam. The bulldog malt was pretty potent. Drank a lot of that in biloxi back in 68-69. But when ya had too much.... miserable aftermath.