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  1. #30691
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    While i've never checked in here before.
    I just want to stop by for a drink in respects to my WD250 that I just lost over the weekend.

  2. #30692
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Sorry to hear that man. Losing a drive is always the pitts. I know its monday now but maybe a couple of belts of 151 will help. Get that thing replaced on RMA!

  3. #30693
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Quote Originally Posted by BWM View Post
    Sorry to hear that man. Losing a drive is always the pitts. I know its monday now but maybe a couple of belts of 151 will help. Get that thing replaced on RMA!
    Its prolly about 2 years old, i bought it used from a trader on here. Oh well, luckly a new WD 500gb just came in the other day, so i think i might be ok.

    but some 151 is always a good idea, haha.

  4. #30694
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    A little early in the day, but what the hell


  5. #30695
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Alice and Brad are bungee-jumping one day. Alice says to Brad, "You
    know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping
    business in Mexico "

    Brad thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy
    everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

    They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
    constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and
    more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there
    was such a crowd, they thought it would be a good idea to give a
    demonstration. So Alice jumps.

    She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank
    notices that she has a few cuts and scratches.


    Unfortunately, Brad isn't able to catch her and she falls again,
    bounces, and comes back up again. This time, she is bruised and
    bleeding.

    Again, Brad misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up. This
    time, she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken
    bones and is almost unconscious.
    Luckily, Brad finally catches her this time and says, "What happened?
    Was the cord too long?"


    Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine...it
    was the crowd...what the hell is a piñata?"
    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

  6. #30696
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Dirty Joke of the Day

    Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

    The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

    The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

    The third old lady remarked, "I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but I remember the guy you’re talking about."

  7. #30697
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    A welfare story.


    A guy walks into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
    He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just
    HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent.
    We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
    chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive
    around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of
    the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the
    daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her
    sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the
    garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me! "

    The social worker said, " Yeah, well . .. you started it."


  8. #30698
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    MOTHER TALKING TO HER BLONDE DAUGHTER:

    AT THE AGE OF TEN:
    Honey, you are too young to play with big boys!

    AT THE AGE OF THIRTY:
    You are too big to play with young boys, honey!



    Man comes flying in and races to bed room, grabs a suitcase and starts packing.

    Wife, hearing the commotion, follows him into bedroom, watches for minute, and asks, "What are you doing?"

    He replies, "I just learned that on the south sea island of Bogaa-Booga, that there are 10 women for every man, that men are in such short supply, that women will pay $20 a pop."

    Wife watches for a minute, goes gets another suitcase and also starts packing.

    Husband stops, looks at her, and asks, "What the Hell are you doing?"

    She replies, "I want to go with you and see how you are going to live on $40 a month."




    Two Pakistanian guys wanted to become more American. The first guy decides to make a bet to see who can become the most American after one year.

    One year later, the two guys meet. The first guy says, "I drive a Chevrolet Truck, my son plays baseball for the school, I own a house in a respectable neighborhood, and I drink Budweiser."

    The other guys says, "screw you, Towelhead!"

  9. #30699
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Best Blonde joke ever!
    >
    > Two blonde girls were working for the city public works
    > department.
    >
    > One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill
    > the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
    > other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without
    > rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.
    >
    > An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
    > what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm
    > impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't
    > get
    > it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind an d
    > fill it
    > up again?"
    >
    > The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it
    > probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today
    > the girl who plants the trees called in sick."
    >

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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    > I found this beautiful summer poem and thought it might help make your
    day.
    > >
    > > It did mine and it's very well written.
    > > ENJOY!
    > >
    > > ' Summer '
    > > a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > SHIT!
    > > It's Hot !
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >




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  11. #30701
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?

    Spoiler!

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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    A woman comes home with a duck under her arm. Her husband meets her at the door.

    She says "This is the pig I'm screwing".

    "That's not a pig, it's a duck," he replies

    "I was talking to the duck."

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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.

    The cowboy said, "How long have you been down there?"

    The Indian replied, "Many moons."

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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    A man comes home late one night, drunk.

    "Where have you been?" asks his wife.

    "In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!"

    This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.

    "Do you have golden chairs?"

    "Yes."

    "Do you have golden glasses?"

    "Yes."

    "Do you have golden beer?"

    "Yes."

    "Do you have a golden urinal?"

    "Hold on." On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone!!"

  15. #30705
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    The Polish roll out their first commercial airliner.





    Something doesn't look right?
    Last edited by themortarman; 09-21-2007 at 03:48 PM.

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