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  1. #30706
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    >
    > Fairy Tale:
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    > One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly, did not
    > whine, nag or bitch........
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    > But this was a LONG time ago.....
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    > and it was just ONE day.
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    > The End

  2. #30707
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Quote Originally Posted by themortarman View Post
    The Polish roll out their first commercial airliner.





    Something doesn't look right?
    betcha it takes off in about 100 feet

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    Quote Originally Posted by themortarman View Post
    >
    > Fairy Tale:
    >
    > One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly, did not
    > whine, nag or bitch........
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    > But this was a LONG time ago.....
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    > and it was just ONE day.
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    > The End
    Probably never to be repeated in the history of planet earth!!

  4. #30709
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    What some people will do to get out of doing the house chores











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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Quote Originally Posted by themortarman View Post
    What some people will do to get out of doing the house chores










    Damn... full camo, feet on the couch, the works! You musta been tired

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    WOMEN'S REVENGE

    "Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

    As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

    "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


    UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

    I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the Hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.


    WORDS

    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words Women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men"...

    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"


    CREATION

    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

    The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me: God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


    WHO DOES WHAT

    A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

    The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

    Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

    So she fetched The Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says... "HEBREWS"

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    Here is one for the Storage Mods to look into!!

    http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.../11/11/2246246

    GSGKT writes "About 1,800 brand new 300-GB or 500-GB external hard drives made for Maxtor in Thailand were found to have trojan horse malwares pre-installed (autorun.inf and ghost.pif). When the HD is in use, these forward information on the disk to two websites in Beijing, China: www.nice8.org or www.we168.org. The article implies that authorities believe the Chinese government is behind the trojans. A later article pins down the point of infection to a subcontractor company in China. A couple of months back the Register was reporting on pre-installed malware detected on Maxtor disks sold in the Netherlands. This earlier report was downplayed by a Seagate spokesman."
    Last edited by jimzinsocal; 11-12-2007 at 04:27 PM.

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    ^^

    Mang pretty bad when your hardware isn't even safe of this stuff.

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    A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered she yelled, "Help! Send the police to my house right away! There’s a damned republican on my front porch and he’s playing with himself."

    "What?" the operator exclaimed!

    "I said there is a damned republican on my front porch playing with himself! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.

    "Ma’am, how do you know he’s a republican?"

    "Because, you damned fool, if he were a democrat, he’d be screwing somebody."

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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    >_<

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    first Question:

    Y our are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



    Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
    absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time.
    Now answer the second question,
    but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
    Second Question:
    If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


    Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
    You're not very good at this, are you?

    Third Question:
    Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

    Take 1000 and add 40 to it Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
    Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
    Now add 10 . What is the total?
    Did you get 5000 ?

    The correct answer is actually 4100.



    If you don't believe it, now check it with a calculator!
    Today is definitely not your day, is it?
    Maybe you'll get the last question right....
    .....Maybe.

    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
    4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?




    Did you Answer Nunu?
    NO! Of course it isn't.
    Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

    Okay, now the bonus round:
    A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
    imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
    expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
    done.
    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
    sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?



    He just has to open his mouth and ask...
    It's really very simple.... Like you!
    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

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    Hey Brad!!

    Happy Belated B-day!!

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    Thanks Morty and thanks to all who had suggetions to my post.Is this pic below a HillBilly?

    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

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