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  1. #30721
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Hope this is ok.I have some closeups.Who would drink Jack Daniels and coke without ice?

    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

  2. #30722
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    They oughta see the last pic in the series!!

  3. #30723
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    if you think its ok I`ll post it but I don`t think it would pass the boards standards and practices.
    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    It looks like they are practicing artificial perspiration to me....
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    Spoiler!

    I'm the Uncle your Aunt won't talk about. Go ahead and pull my finger!

  5. #30725
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Going to add this to my amd64x2 4200(sell it)on board vid amd 2 gigs of Corsair ram and a 180g Seagate ide drive,

    Think it will run on a 400watt psu or should I put my eg651p-ve Enermax.Have to use am adptor cause the psu is 20 pin amd the Gigabyte mobo is 24.
    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

  6. #30726
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Clean Jokes,


    WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs,
    A quart of orange juice,
    A head of romaine lettuce,
    A 2 lb. Can of coffee, and
    A 1 lb. Package of bacon.
    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
    standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
    'You must be single.'
    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
    derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items
    on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections
    that
    could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're
    absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?'
    The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'











    I rear-ended a car this morning.

    So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life seems to get funny?
    Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

    So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

    . . . and that's when the fight started ...








    with a low blow

  7. #30727
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Lady carrying a baby gets on a bus, the driver takes her money and says, "You've got the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" She storms to the back of the bus in a huff.

    Sensing her agitation, a man asks her, "What's wrong, Ma'am?"

    "That rude driver insulted me!!" she hisses.

    "You don't have to take that. March right back up there and give him a piece of your mind. Here, I'll hold your monkey."

  8. #30728
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Proof that men do remember...

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.

    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him
    sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He
    appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he
    wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,
    "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up from his coffee, "It's the 20th anniversary of the day we met".

    She can't believe he has remembered as he starts to tear up.

    The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started
    dating? I was 18 and you were only 16," he says solemnly.

    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.

    "Yes, I do" she replies.

    The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.
    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
    face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?"

    She replied softly, "Yes, I remember that too."

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today."
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    Spoiler!

    I'm the Uncle your Aunt won't talk about. Go ahead and pull my finger!

  9. #30729
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    My husband and I divorced over religious differences.

    He thought he was God, and I didn't.

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

    Marriage is a three-ring circus:

    Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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    For Sale :

    Wedding dress, size 8.

    Worn once by mistake.

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    There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:

    Before marriage and after marriage.

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    Why were hurricanes usually named after women?

    Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

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    The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.

    'Look Miss,' said the foreman, 'have you any actual experience in picking lemons?'

    'Well, as a matter if fact, yes!' she replied.? 'I've been divorced three times.'

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    An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

    The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.'

    The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

    -------------------------------------------------------------------

    I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.

    Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.

    Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, 'So which six items would you like to buy?'

    Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?

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    Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. 'Young man, we're both 90 years old,' the hu sband said . 'We may not have 45 minutes.'

    They were seated immediately.

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    The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

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    All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father

    escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

    The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

    ----------------------------------------------- ---- ----------------

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

    --------------------------------------------------------------- --------

    Three friends from the local congregation were asked, 'When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?'

    Artie said: 'I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.'

    Eugene commented: 'I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.'

    Al said: 'I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'

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    Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

    Looking up, he asks the Lord.. 'God, what does a million years mean to you?'

    The Lord replies, 'A minute.'

    Smith asks, 'And what does a million dollars mean to you?'

    The Lord replies, 'A penny.'

    Smith asks, 'Can I have a penny?'

    The Lord replies, 'In a minute.'

    -------------------------------------------------------------------

    A man goes to a shrink and says, 'Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy.

    What do you think I should do?'

    'Relax,' says the Doctor, 'take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?'

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    John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.

    'Give me one last request, dear,' he said.

    'Of course, John,' his wife said softly.

    'Six months after I die,' he said, 'I want you to marry Bob.'

    'But I thought you hated Bob,' she said.

    With his last breath John said, 'I do!'

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    A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.'

    The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?'

    The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.'

    The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'

    The man then pleads, 'I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?'

    The Rabbi then offers, 'Tell you what. Let me talk to

    her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know.'

    A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, 'Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours.

    You want my advice?'

    The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,

    'Take the poison
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    Spoiler!

    I'm the Uncle your Aunt won't talk about. Go ahead and pull my finger!

  10. #30730
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Could this be Barry Bonds dog?


    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

  11. #30731
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Michael Vics?
    Main Rig: EVGA 141-BL-E769-A1 LGA 1366 Intel X58 CLASSIFIED/WATERCOOLED ED. cooled by the Monster Water Cooling Setup
    HTPC One BIG Case Asus 8 CORE Monster
    ASUS: 5 * BIOSTAR: 1 * CHAINTECH: 1 * EVGA: 3 * GIGABYTE: 5 * SUPER MICRO: 1 *TYAN: 2
    180+ GHZ total power for PC Perspective Killer Frogs Rosetta @ Home Team as The Uncle B's!!




    Spoiler!

    I'm the Uncle your Aunt won't talk about. Go ahead and pull my finger!

  12. #30732
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    This sums up this presidential campaign rather well


  13. #30733
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Hi guys!!Good week here.Sunny last 2 days now 7 days of rain.Got my yard mowed and flower beds cleaned in 2 hour rampage yestrday.All I have left is fertilizing.NCAA basketball is keeping me busy today and Sunday.I thought I`d post a video for your parousal.Do you guys think its real or from a video game.Been some great points of view from my friends with military experience.

    AC 130 just having fun
    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

  14. #30734
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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    That's real combat action. Not a video game.

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    Re: The Storage Bar - Open 24/7

    Good day to you,my friend,Brad.I have had others say it is from Call of Duty 4.I tend to go with it being a game from how when a gunship shooting down angles make to bodies fly sideways on impact.Most of the time they would drop in their tracks.But knowing you and your past I will keep an open mind and view it again.Happy Easter everyone.Good hoops games today.
    Did you ever think what a coincidence it was Lou Gehrig dying of Lou Gehrig`s disease?

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