This thing needs a bump, and in keeping with the original intent to keep it non-political I'm throwing out a challenge. Come up with a good-natured explanation for someone else's screen name, and tell us about your own.
Oh, and if you *really* want a good laugh, go back through a few pages of this thread. Even with the diametrically opposed views, people managed to get along and maintain a level of respect. Our politicians could learn a thing or two from it. . .
OTOC: Other than obvious contradictions
Dutchcedar: He's actually german, but being dense as a cedar he forgot
myv65: Not very original, it's my old bike, as in 1986 Honda V65 Magna. Doesn't get much use anymore, but still going strong at 29+ years old and ~40,000 miles. Was still in the shipping crate when I bought it one month after graduating high school. Had a '79 CX500 Deluxe, but had a little trouble one night when a great dane decided to cross the road in front of me on a country road. It's really amazing how slow-mo the whole thing seemed at the time, and even nearly 30 years later I can remember the sensation of barrel rolling down the asphalt and landing flat on my back in the bottom of a ditch. Even more amazing? I walked away with little more than a few scratches. Helmet was toast, was wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and wind breaker pants, also all toast. Pays to be lucky once in a while.