Folding Frogs Crap thread!

[BWM]

hmmm..why didnt u choose a small oriental chick liek dude above?

I didn't have a choice. Da gov't knows me reputation with the ladies

[Afterburner]

That didn't involve procedures called:
"Horizontal folk dancing"
"Parallel parking"
or "hide the sausage" by any chance?
Tried accupuncture too, just didn't see the point.

In her case I believe it would be called "Hide the Egg Roll"

[greendragon]

MMmmmmmmmm......Tiny oriental chicks......

I thought the same thing!

[BWM]

Y'all have dirty minds!

[Afterburner]

Yes....Yes, we do!

[BWM]

Couldn't be wrong on that one

AB, yur PM box is full. Just let jimz know what ya want to do.

[Afterburner]

Ok...

[BWM]

Well crap!! I forgot last night was friday!!
Now that's old fart stuff right there!

[greendragon]

lol.....I've done that before.

I've woke up on a the weekend and started getting ready for work.. I felt like a dumb @$$

[Afterburner]

lol.....I've done that before.

I've woke up on a the weekend and started getting ready for work.. I felt like a dumb @$$

I've done that too!

[BWM]

Only thing I have to worry about is not waking up at all!!

[greendragon]

I can't get away with not waking up at all... My kids never let em sleep in. They'll come in and start jumping on the bed while singing "Daddy...time to wake up" lol Gotta love it.

[BWM]

I'm often in the same boat on weekends, as my sons and their families are usually here. They just can't seem to make a southwestern omelet come out the way they want

[Afterburner]

Well, the kids all went to Auntie's house to spend the night. I know, that's not much of a "Crap!" at all. The "Crap" is that we have no kids in the house, I'm busted up, and Mama's got a headache from needing a trip to the chiropractor too. No playtime tonight. CRAP!!!!!

[BWM]

That easily qualifies as