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    Hung himself standing on block of ice.

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    Originally posted by Senor Panadero on 11-06-2003 at 04:46 PM
    Hung himself standing on block of ice.
    I've heard that riddle before, its a good one.

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    Not really a riddle, but cool nonetheless:


    What is the only common word in the english language that has all SIX (including "y") vowels in order? There can be consonants inbetween the vowels.

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    I know facetious. But I'm not sure of the one with the Y.

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    Originally posted by lidistick on 11-06-2003 at 02:14 PM
    I know facetious. But I'm not sure of the one with the Y.
    facetiously

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    Originally posted by victimizati0n on 11-06-2003 at 02:30 PM
    this one is gay, but oh well.

    If you have 3 apples on a table, and you take 2, how many apples do you have?
    3

    Originally posted by SplinterFaction on 11-06-2003 at 03:21 PM
    a man builds a house where all 4 sides are facing south, where is he?
    His house is built around the North Pole.

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    Originally posted by lidistick on 11-06-2003 at 10:19 PM
    2 words in English that end with 'shion'
    fashion and cushion
    I Never Use Signatures.


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    Here's one:

    A bunch of penguins are in the shower. One turns to the other and asks, "Can you hand me the bar of soap?" The other penguin replies, "What, do I look like a typewriter or something!?!"
    Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

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    Originally posted by salutethyshorts on 11-06-2003 at 10:43 PM
    Here's one:

    A bunch of penguins are in the shower. One turns to the other and asks, "Can you hand me the bar of soap?" The other penguin replies, "What, do I look like a typewriter or something!?!"
    That's a joke, not a riddle.

    Ok one joke then a riddle...

    Two cows were standing in a field in England. One says to the other (british accent), “I say, I do worry about this mad cow disease that everyone seems to be talking about.”

    The other cow says: “Oh, dear. Yes, I imagine you do. I don’t have to worry, though... I’m a helicopter.”

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    I have in my pickup a load of wood, which is neither straight nor bent, what kind of wood is it?
    I Never Use Signatures.


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    woody the woodpecker!!

    "same here, it'll be a sad day should amdmb ever totally dissapear, i don't care too much for these "pc's" or their "perspectives" i just like my amdmb's." - SuBX3r0

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    A plane takes off from L.A. and is headed to Toronto. The expected flight time is 9 hours. As the plane crosses over the U.S./Canadian Border an engine blows up. The plane crash lands directly on the border, everyone died. Where do you bury the survivors??
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    Originally posted by HeaDRusH11 on 11-06-2003 at 07:50 PM
    A plane takes off from L.A. and is headed to Toronto. The expected flight time is 9 hours. As the plane crosses over the U.S./Canadian Border an engine blows up. The plane crash lands directly on the border, everyone died. Where do you bury the survivors??
    They don't bury the survivors!! That's a good one.

    -GWHunt

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    Originally posted by salutethyshorts on 11-06-2003 at 02:43 PM
    Here's one:

    A bunch of penguins are in the shower. One turns to the other and asks, "Can you hand me the bar of soap?" The other penguin replies, "What, do I look like a typewriter or something!?!"
    I don't get it

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    Here's another one, this one is pretty easy:

    Rich people need it. Poor people have it. It's more powerful than god and more evil than satan. And if you eat it you'll die. What is it?
    Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little... emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?

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