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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Really cool shit if you are a nerd like me.

    http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2013...diation-belts/

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Sports Illustrated has put together a list of the 50 most powerful people in sports and President Obama comes in at -- No. 44


    I thought it was an onion piece or something... but apparently its true.

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by BlackDragon24 View Post
    Really cool shit if you are a nerd like me.

    http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2013...diation-belts/
    I really like the cool schniz that comes back when our probes and such send back data.
    "The most dangerous myth is the demagoguery that business can be made to pay a larger share, thus relieving the individual. Politicians preaching this are either deliberately dishonest, or economically illiterate, and either one should scare us...
    Only people pay taxes, and people pay as consumers every tax that is assessed against a business."


    -The Gipper


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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Maybe send them to the middle east?


    BEIJING – Chinese officials say they have fished out 900 dead pigs from a Shanghai river that is a water source for city residents.

    Officials are investigating where the pigs came from. A statement posted Saturday on the city's Agriculture Committee's website says they haven't found any evidence that the pigs were dumped into the river or of any animal epidemic.

    The statement says the city and Songjiang district governments started retrieving the pigs on Friday night. By late Saturday afternoon they had recovered and disposed of more than 900.

    The statement says the water and environmental protection bureaus are ramping up monitoring of the river's water quality.
    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/03...est=latestnews

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    I kind of like the play on words.

    A Denver man is arousing police interest for his public displays ... of himself.

    He's called the "thong bandit," although he's not actually accused of stealing anything, according to Westword.com. He just flashes women, usually in a thong of some sort.
    (snip)
    "This is not something that is typical behavior, and it was difficult for us to get somebody that detailed enough information of this person's face in order to help us with the sketch."

    http://main.aol.com/2013/03/07/thong...usaolp00000058

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    ^^^That's nothing! THE absolute weirdest pervert story I've ever seen is this one:

    A man suspected of hiding inside the waste tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival in Boulder, Colorado was arrested on charges of unlawful sexual contact and invasion of privacy, police said on Friday.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...75N67Q20110624

    Yeah, I just about literally threw up after reading that story.

    As for the thong wearing weirdo, I do wonder why when a man wears a thong it's considered flashing, but when a women wears a thong, say at the beach, it's considered normal. I wonder if it would still be considered "flashing" if he was doing this on a beach somewhere. It's a strange, strange world.
    Last edited by kbohip; 03-11-2013 at 12:37 AM.

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    ^^I can be fairly compassionate with sick folks. But like that guy? Just lock him away.

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    This is good stuff....occasionally as a liberal I enjoy watching other liberals make fools of themselves. Its more fun (and much easier to find, mind you) to watch conservatives doing it, but sometimes you need a break from shootin' fish in a barrel, ya know?

    'Bible's' Satan casting raises eyebrows, ire with comparison to President Obama

    It reminds of me of some good ol' onion humor I posted before the election:

    Obama: 'Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness'

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    Iím so damn tired of big government and big government politicians I could do this.





    and probably this




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    Make sure the dog barks before ploppin' down the cash.

    Pity the fools.

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    People are stupid.

    As you're probably all aware, Margret Thatcher died.

    An anti-Thatcher site funded by British labo(u)r unions started the hashtag on Twitter #NowThatcherIsDead.

    A lot (a LOT) of dummies on Twitter read it as "Now That Cher Is Dead" and thought Cher was dead. Cher. The singer.

    Seriously.

    NPR link

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    ^ BD & TicToc can explain the Thatcher thingy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveW View Post
    ^ BD & TicToc can explain the Thatcher thingy....
    Yes. If everything written is "true", there is no bias.

    Its this everything written is "true" crap that will pave the way for the return of the great Wiener.

    Well, its not all exactly "true", but close enuff fer liberals. Not a "sex scandal" 'cause there was no sex. Get it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SteveW View Post
    ^ BD & TicToc can explain the Thatcher thingy....
    If Thatcher had a thingy it would explain a lot.

    Sorry, that's all I got

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    I have shaving after a shower because I like rinsing off all the crap off my face the shower. But, I don't like shaving before showers because it doesn't work as nice as when you're all moist.

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