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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Movie Theater policies have kept up with the times...



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    Quote Originally Posted by bk94si View Post
    Nah ... probably one of these:

    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/865607-y...d-credit-cards

    Young people are ‘proud of debts’ from student loans and credit cards

    Racking up debt is like a badge of honour among young people, new research shows.

    Going into the red through student loans or on a first credit card makes them feel important and self-empowered.

    Young people – particularly those from poorer backgrounds – believe having money, even if it is money they don’t have, because they see it as proof that they are now in charge of their own destiny.
    ....
    Moreover,

    http://www.npr.org/2011/05/16/136214...is-it-worth-it
    The amount of money Americans owe on student loans recently exceeded the nation's credit card debt. That may lead many to ask: Is it smart to borrow a lot of money to go to college?
    Isn't it wonderful what our kids are learning starting off in their adult lives?

    Do you know where you kid i$?

    Spring for it, baby!
    "We say in our platform that we believe that the right to coin money and issue money is a function of government....

    Those who are opposed to this proposition tell us that the issue of paper money is a function of the bank and that the government ought to go out of the banking business. I stand with Jefferson rather than with them, and tell them, as he did, that the issue of money is a function of the government and that the banks should go out of the governing business."

    William Jennings Bryan.

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluff n Stuff View Post
    Movie Theater policies have kept up with the times...
    Wish every public venue and pooblic transportation agency like buses, trains, planes adopted these policies.


    "The most dangerous myth is the demagoguery that business can be made to pay a larger share, thus relieving the individual. Politicians preaching this are either deliberately dishonest, or economically illiterate, and either one should scare us...
    Only people pay taxes, and people pay as consumers every tax that is assessed against a business."


    -The Gipper


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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    From Ace...
    Top Twelve Breathless Media Headlines Reporting "Fact" of 20-30 Bodies Buried In Texas Murder Lawn... Or, Maybe, None At All

    12. CBSNews BREAKING: "Lawn of Horrors" Said To Contain Either 20 Multilated Children's Corpses, or Dirt

    11. CNN BREAKING: FURIOUS RACE AGAINST TIME TO PRESERVE EVIDENCE OF LOAM

    10. FOX NEWS: Six Recovered Bones May Be Human, or KFC

    9. New York Post: SLAYGROUND -- TEXAS MURDER LAWN ESTIMATED TO CONTAIN UP TO ZERO HUMAN BODIES

    8. CNN: Quiet Suburban Death-Lawn May Hide Evidence of Ritual Murder; Or, Kickball

    7. New York Daily News: MURDER PLOT: SUSPICIOUS DAFFODILS MAY HOLD KEY TO SOLVING TEXAS WEED-WACKER MASSACRE

    6. CBSNews: "One Child's Body So Badly Mutilated It "Resembles Old Soccer Ball;" Investigators Ponder Riddle of Killer's Codeword-Clue, "FIFA"

    5. NBCNews: CADAVER DOGS CONFIRM POSSIBLE MASS GRAVE AND/OR SQUIRRELS

    4. Local News Tease: "Tips from experts on how you can avoid being buried in a Texas Murder Lawn. Plus, the seven-week slim-down diet."

    3. CNN UPDATE: BODIES IN TEXAS MURDER LAWN HIDDEN "WITH SURGICAL PRECISION"

    2. NBCNews: New Theory That Killer Preyed Only on Invisible People; Hunt On For the Man Some Are Calling "The Tinkerbell Killer"

    And the number one media headline on the Texas Murder Lawn, coming in after the hoax was confirmed...

    1. Tease for this Sunday's Geraldo Rivera Live: GARDEN OF EVIL: BLOOD-SOAKED SEX-LAWN MAY YET YIELD HOT DEATH SEX VICTIMS

    Bonus After-Hoax Headline:

    0. Howard Kurtz' "Reliable Sources" Roundtable Segment Title: "Don't you think that the media was wise, justified, and prudent in furiously jumping the gun on the Texas Murder Lawn?"

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by AeroSim View Post
    Nah ... probably one of these:

    http://www.metro.co.uk/news/865607-y...d-credit-cards



    Moreover,

    http://www.npr.org/2011/05/16/136214...is-it-worth-it


    Isn't it wonderful what our kids are learning starting off in their adult lives?

    Do you know where you kid i$?

    Spring for it, baby!
    Hah! Perfect timing with what I said earlier.

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    This is just...... AWESOME!


    As another election draws near; the G.O.P. are yet again filled with a stupid confidence that the they will win the White House. What they don't realize about people like Trump, Carson, and Cruz is that their rhetoric only resonates within an echo chamber, but not the American people. They live in an illusion of falsehood and distorted truth and only seek information and opinions that confirm these beliefs and instantly reject anything that contradicts them because only their opinions matter. Their notion of freedom is freedom for themselves and those alike to them, but not the rest of the country which has changed.
    These are the reasons why the G.O.P is set to lose in 2016. And when that happens, rest assured that they will have myriad of conspiracy theories blaming everyone and everything from the liberal media, to Oprah, to welfare moms, and pretty much everyone but their own disgusting selves.



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    Evolution of Man, based on trips to Home Depot

    Setting the stage:
    You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house --
    mowing the lawn, putting up a new fence, painting the living room, or whatever.
    You are hot, sweaty, and covered in dirt or paint. You have
    your old work clothes on: Shorts with a hole in the crotch, old T-shirt
    with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.

    Right in the middle of this great home-improvement project you realize
    you need to run to Home Depot to get something to complete the job.


    Depending on your age you might do the following:

    In your 20's:
    Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair,
    brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in
    the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you
    never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the
    checkout lane. And you went to school with the pretty girl running the
    register.

    In your 30's:
    Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes.
    You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and
    comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a
    shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl
    running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.

    In your 40's:
    Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to
    cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and
    a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty
    so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Home Depot. Check
    yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy
    young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel
    weird thinking she is pretty.

    In your 50's:
    Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on; wipe the dirt off your hands
    onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dog shit in
    your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to
    wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The Cutie running
    the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still
    have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's Bait &
    Beer Bar and it says, "I Got Worms."

    In your 60's:
    Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog shit
    off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's.
    You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your
    pants. The girl running the register may be cute, but you don't have
    your glasses on so you aren't sure.

    In your 70's:
    Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug store
    has your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog shit on
    your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you
    remind her of her grandfather.

    In your 80's:
    Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you
    remember you needed to go to Home Depot. Go to Wal-Mart instead and
    wander around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out
    loud and you think someone called out your name. You went to school with
    the old lady who greeted you at the front door.

    In your 90's & beyond:
    What's a home deep hoe? Something for my garden? Where am I?
    Who am I? Why am I reading this? Did I send it? Did you? Who farted?

    That sounds about right...

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    ^^^
    I resemble that. ;p

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    L33t MAC users...

    Computer Tech Accused Of Peeping On Women Through Their Webcams

    . . .

    Police got wind of the crimes when a Fullerton man reported his daughter’s computer displaying suspicious messages such as: “You should fix your internal sensor soon. If unsure what to do, try putting your laptop near hot steam for several minutes to clean the sensor.”

    Responding to the message, many victims took their laptops into the bathroom while taking a shower, Goodrich said.


    . . .
    My cup holder is broken!!!

    "The most dangerous myth is the demagoguery that business can be made to pay a larger share, thus relieving the individual. Politicians preaching this are either deliberately dishonest, or economically illiterate, and either one should scare us...
    Only people pay taxes, and people pay as consumers every tax that is assessed against a business."


    -The Gipper


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    Oh, this sounds like a great idea:

    Man plans to retrieve Osama'a body
    Fox News watchers are less informed - The Proof

    I hope we shall... crush in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations which dare already to challenge our government in a trial of strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.
    - Thomas Jefferson

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by liteman View Post
    Oh, this sounds like a great idea:

    Man plans to retrieve Osama'a body

    If he can find OBL’s body there’s a good chance he can sell it to Obama so he can singlehandedly kill OBL again…
    Last edited by AeroSim; 06-14-2011 at 03:20 PM. Reason: oops

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    Quote Originally Posted by tucker View Post
    If he can find OBL’s body there’s a good chance he can sell it to Obama so he can singlehandedly kill OBL again…
    Uh, I don't think they put him in a sealed container. By now I think he'll be looking for decomposing shark sh*t at the bottom of an oceanic trench somewhere.

    At any rate- gl with that fool.
    "We say in our platform that we believe that the right to coin money and issue money is a function of government....

    Those who are opposed to this proposition tell us that the issue of paper money is a function of the bank and that the government ought to go out of the banking business. I stand with Jefferson rather than with them, and tell them, as he did, that the issue of money is a function of the government and that the banks should go out of the governing business."

    William Jennings Bryan.

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by AeroSim View Post
    Uh, I don't think they put him in a sealed container. By now I think he'll be looking for decomposing shark sh*t at the bottom of an oceanic trench somewhere.

    At any rate- gl with that fool.

    I really wasn't very serious with that comment. It was just a little poke at Obambi.

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by tucker View Post
    I really wasn't very serious with that comment. It was just a little poke at Obambi.
    I know- I wasn't poking fun at you either. Like you, I found this mission perposterous.

    But I guess it will stimulate the economy more than Obama has.

    "We say in our platform that we believe that the right to coin money and issue money is a function of government....

    Those who are opposed to this proposition tell us that the issue of paper money is a function of the bank and that the government ought to go out of the banking business. I stand with Jefferson rather than with them, and tell them, as he did, that the issue of money is a function of the government and that the banks should go out of the governing business."

    William Jennings Bryan.

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