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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day



    "Lets play find the gerbil" Freakin nit wit.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ong_attack&e=5

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by jimzinsocal


    "Lets play find the gerbil" Freakin nit wit.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ong_attack&e=5
    And he'll spend the rest of his life jumping at the squeak of salad tongs... after all, the other half may be lurking around the corner... waiting for him to drop his guard... and then one day...

    one day...



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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    More Christmas politically correct ridiculousness:

    Merry Gentlemen must be Merry People...

    http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...4/nchoir24.xml

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by jimzinsocal
    Kinda difficult to pick the one that's the most asinine of the group.

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    With that last one, Jim... I see both an opportunity to protest rediculous laws...

    ...and a potential new tourist attraction 'nStuff!



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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.


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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    My bairn deos taht nramolly, its claled dsyxeila... it olny gveis me toruble wehn I do mtah 'nTufsf...



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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by jimzinsocal
    ok ok - I'll pick one as the most asinine.

    This gets my vote hands down.

    "Claus for Concern?

    The principal of Hampton Academy Junior High in Hampton, New Hampshire, has kicked a student out of the school's holiday party for dressing up like Santa, insisting it violates the separation of church and state.

    Principal Fred Muscara says, "It was a holiday party ... not a Christmas party. ... We have a lot of students ... that have different religions. We have to be sensitive to that."

    The student had to go home and change to get back into the party. His parents say Muscara is just a "Scrooge.""

    Just exactly WTF does the idea/legend/myth of Santa Clause have to do with religion? Just because he stops by on Christmas?

    Santa Clause is about the "Spririt of Christmas" and as I recall isn't mentioned in any version of a bible.

    What about Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, Jack Frost, the elves?

    Liberalitis in the US and Europe is now in the advanced stages.

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    Yeah man^^. And how its gloved is interesting to me...makes me puke....but interesting. I think my favorite was the notion that our soldiers were taking organs to sell on EBay or wherever....like they have time to carve out the liver etc from some sack of shit dead terrorist. I wonder who dreams up these amazing possibilities....and why the press even prints some of this rubbish.

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    It's Christmas Day today... let's roll our eyes in Wonder at what this guy just did...

    Can you believe what it must have been like?

    Other modern miracle stories would be great to see today!



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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    ^^^Yeah...youre right. I like this one:

    http://news.scotsman.com/internation...?id=1457092004

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    OK, from the "guess who's been naughty, forget nice" dept.: Dad Tries to Sell Christmas Gifts on EBay
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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    This one rolls mine to the back of my head: Martha Stewart Calls for Sentencing Reform It says she even took a 'swipe' at the food....I don't think it was to put in her mouth though.
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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by UncleBob
    OK, from the "guess who's been naughty, forget nice" dept.: Dad Tries to Sell Christmas Gifts on EBay
    ^^I saw that one and laughed like hell....as Im sure alot of parents have had similar thoughts at one time or another

    Or build a roaring fire in the fireplace Christmas Eve....to keep Santa "warm"
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