Rolleyes News of The Day

[jimzinsocal]

Oh man. Finally. A freaking death ray that works.
Of course soon to be duplicated and manufactured by the crack scientists
at Rolleyes Enterprises Population Control Division

http://blog.wired.com/defense/2008/0...new-laser.html

[jimzinsocal]

How does the guy swim let alone move

Phelps lends a new spin to the phrase "Breakfast of Champions" by starting off his day by eating three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise.
He follows that up with two cups of coffee, a five-egg omelet, a bowl of grits, three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar and three chocolate-chip pancakes.
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At lunch, Phelps gobbles up a pound of enriched pasta and two large ham and cheese sandwiches slathered with mayo on white bread - capping off the meal by chugging about 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.
For dinner, Phelps really loads up on the carbs - what he needs to give him plenty of energy for his five-hours-a-day, six-days-a-week regimen - with a pound of pasta and an entire pizza.
He washes all that down with another 1,000 calories worth of energy drinks.

[jimzinsocal]

JimZ visit schedule for the fall:

Joe U.
John P.
Thurmonds in Georgia

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/13/...ive/index.html

[Frank1946]

JimZ visit schedule for the fall:

Joe U.
John P.
Thurmonds in Georgia

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/13/...ive/index.html

How many times have you heard this? "A very nice guy, very quiet," she said. "He never bothered nobody."

[jimzinsocal]

How many times have you heard this? "A very nice guy, very quiet," she said. "He never bothered nobody."

Yeah...just a "regular" guy. With a skull full of more snakes, private lizards and demons than the San Diego Zoo.

[jimzinsocal]

Well of course this was different. There was a Democratic President
so we know no mistakes were made and everyone's rights were observed

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=5574964

[Dutchcedar]

Too short?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,403146,00.html

Looks fine to me.

[AMDScooter]

Too short?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,403146,00.html

Looks fine to me.

^^

the guard informed her that several female patrons had complained that she was disrupting their shopping experience because their husbands were “checking her out.”

I blame the wives for forcing their husbands to go shopping with them.

[AMDScooter]

Man... I sure hope this is not simply a "tip of the iceberg" thing.

Cyanide Confirmed in Denver

Denver police have confirmed that the substance found in a hotel with a dead Somali Muslim was cyanide—a lot of it.

DENVER — Police confirmed Wednesday that they found about a pound of sodium cyanide in a Denver hotel room where the body of a Canadian man was discovered earlier this week.

Police spokesman John White identified the white powder as sodium cyanide, the crystal form of cyanide. Fire officials say they found a bottle containing about a pound of the white powder, or between a pint and a quart by volume. An expert told the Denver Post that the amount of cyanide is enough to kill hundreds of people.

The medical examiner’s office said it is awaiting test results to determine whether cyanide killed 29-year-old Saleman Abdirahman Dirie, of Ottawa, Canada. His body was found Monday inside Room 408 at The Burnsley Hotel, which is about four blocks from the state Capitol. White said Dirie had been dead for several days. Friends told The Ottawa Sun that he was dead six days before he was discovered.

Foul play is not suspected and his death appears to be an isolated incident, White said. The FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force is assisting in the investigation but FBI spokeswoman Kathy Wright said the incident has no apparent connection to terrorism.

No apparent connection to terrorism?

Smell test.. fail.

[jimzinsocal]

No connection. None they can find at the moment.

What could be more normal? A Somali Muslim from Canada parks himself in a hotel with enough gunk to kill 100's of people.
With the Dem Convention coming up.
Sounds like a "regular Joe" to me.[Not]

Then again when I see two planes fly into two NYC buildings
I didnt think it was an accident.
Must be my paranoia.

[AMDScooter]

What would you call this?

Why would a state allow something for 6 days it apparently doesn't allow the rest of the year? Why would a state only allow it to be implemented in certain areas of that state?

Ohio is considered a must-win state for both Barack Obama and John McCain. And the highpoint of the presidential campaign in the state could come a month before Election Day.

Ohio has created a window in the election calendar, from September 30th to October 6th, that allows residents to both register one minute and vote the next.

The voting window, so far, is only being implemented in some counties — typically they are urban areas or those with college campuses. The move figures to benefit Obama and leading Republicans are crying foul. They're considering a lawsuit if it isn't applied all over the state.

Can manipulation of the vote get anymore blatant than this?

[jimzinsocal]

http://strata-sphere.com/blog/index.php/archives/5775

[Orangutan]

http://strata-sphere.com/blog/index.php/archives/5775

You have to be shitting me. It's now liberals who have a problem with minorities and immigrants while conservatives love them some non-whites? The disconnect is astounding.

[Cobra_nVidia]

You have to be shitting me. It's now liberals who have a problem with minorities and immigrants while conservatives love them some non-whites? The disconnect is astounding.

Interesting comment, since the article made no such claim nor implied it.

[Orangutan]

Interesting comment, since the article made no such claim nor implied it.

The article implies it throughout:

This is one of the lamest stories to ever come out of the liberal media:

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Most will have assimilated into our supposedly ethnic, culturally and racially blind society (if we can just keep liberals from obsessing about ethnicity, race and culture that is)

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That is America of past, present and future - a beacon to a ravaged world (minus the bitter and angry liberals, of course).