Rolleyes News of The Day

[Nuc_E]

I thought that this was appropriate. Tried to post it on Fark, but someone beat me to the punch (damnit). Link is to a news story by my hometown TV station. You might need your tin foil hat.

http://www.kwwl.com/Global/story.asp?S=3393685

[Fluff n Stuff]

I thought that this was appropriate. Tried to post it on Fark, but someone beat me to the punch (damnit). Link is to a news story by my hometown TV station. You might need your tin foil hat.

http://www.kwwl.com/Global/story.asp?S=3393685

You know... that just may explain Jeff 'Gannon' 'nStuff... I'll bet that the DU will be all over this tonight!

[smoked trout]

Survey: Northeast has dumbest drivers
http://www.cnn.com/2005/AUTOS/05/26/...udy/index.html

[jimzinsocal]

I dont get the confusion here. Lower the crane or hook it up to a 440 jolt. Case closed.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=797195

[UncleBob]

Note to girlfriend: if you're gonna have nude pics taken and leave boyfriend pissed off, ya might wanna get all the pics when you leave.
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...rf_yahoo_nudes

We all know that you could go blind, but now we have scientific proof!
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...th_viagraxx_dc

[jimzinsocal]

Get a load of this fine gentleman. Ne doesn't vote himself a raise like the thugs in California, he gets money the old fashioned way...by selling legislation. Ill bet the Memorial Day festivities at his house will be somewhat "subdued" this weekend.
What a f***ng crook.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/28/la....ap/index.html

^^as you can see...the authorities prepare for a "fair" trial

http://www.sptimes.com/2004/01/16/im...77501_0116.jpg

[jimzinsocal]

Oh my...could it be?

http://www.nationalreview.com/murdoc...0505270809.asp

[Fluff n Stuff]

Not content with merely screwing his customers, a Bank VP heads for the jogging trails wearing a condom and a smile.

Bad Idea.

[jimzinsocal]

Not content with merely screwing his customers, a Bank VP heads for the jogging trails wearing a condom and a smile.

Bad Idea.

^^
another rather subdued Memorial Day cook out at his house Ill bet. Talk about hell on earth....entire family gathered around ...whispering...no eye contact...instructions to children not to ask for corn on the cob or hot dogs.....supervised visits to the bathroom so as not be alone with the sex fiend.
First rule in banking...encourage deposits...dont make them yourself

[jimzinsocal]

Yeah right....everything is self contained in our handy-dandy secret sewage system. Meanwhile, I cant wait for the space imaging shots that show the entire area now glows in the dark. And folks wonder why the world is so uptight about who uses this stuff.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3.htm




Seems like a record this weekend...guys whos lives have ended in the toilet because of doing something stupid. One banker thinks its funny to chase people around with his johnson hanging out[story prev post] and now this clown decides to take a drive with a car full of drugs and while hes bombed. Yet another Bud Light...Real Men of Genius

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movi...est/index.html



Well? I guess all this junk is ok. At least the Koran wasnt mishandled.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mid...st/4589125.stm

[thedrake88]

It's actually a few days old, but i just noticed it was never posted. I practucally shat myself over this one.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...coreteddy_dc_1

[Fluff n Stuff]

*Sssshick!*
I hate this stupid job.
*Sssshick!*
All I do, day in day out...
*Sssshick!*
is shovel the dirt.
*Sssshick!*
"Dig a trench there, Tony" says the boss.
*Sssshick!*
"Move that pile of dirt out of the way" he says.
*Sssshick!*
Why do they even bother bringing a tractor if I'm gonna be the one doing the work
*Sssshick!*
anyway.
*Sssshick!*
I mean, it's even raining.
*Sssshick!*
How could this stupid job get any worse?
*TINK*
(tink?!?)

[jimzinsocal]

Yet another great intention gone terribly wrong. As parents willingly turn parenting over to big brother...what else should we expect.
But no. Lets over worry the idea of Constitution Day instead. This is a health issue...so the intrusion is ok

http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/05....ap/index.html

And what is the big bitch with Bush's position? Its seems to disturb some folks that he has his own opinion. The solution is clear. Think its a great idea? Overide his veto.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20050530...NlYwMlJVRPUCUl

[jimzinsocal]

Looks like more trouble in River City. Cant be playing "grabass" Mr. Slater. The womens dont like that game anymore.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movi...ted/index.html




http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050531/...91BHNlYwNvZA--

[l3p3r_M355i4h]

Don't you know, "Yes means yes, and no means latter"!