Rolleyes News of The Day

[Dutchcedar]

Democrats holding up their promise of accountability by handing out cash.

Not meaning to nit-pick, but why in hell does the federal grubberment find its their jjob to step in and hand out cash to spinach and peanut growers 'cause they had a bad year? This rob Peter to pay Paul crap just pisses me off.

[Dutchcedar]

I dont know why they rejected my asbuilt drawings that included several trap doors

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,259863,00.html

I've got a funny feeling that if the National Park Service would have proposed such an environmentally sensitive masterpiece in architecture, the Native Americans might have had a negative comment or two...

I pity the glass cleaner.

[jimzinsocal]

Well cool. They found the lost kid here

http://www.examiner.com/a-629041~Ran...tml?cid=rss-US

[jimzinsocal]

CAIR

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/webl...e_Critics&only

[jimzinsocal]

BUSH VOWS TO BLOCK SUBPOENAS; WARNS DEMS, NO 'SHOW TRIALS'

[Fluff n Stuff]

Well cool. They found the lost kid here

http://www.examiner.com/a-629041~Ranger__We_Have_Our_Missing_Boy_Scout.html?cid=rss-US

We got one!

This is fantastick news... I didn't think they'd find him in time. Color me impressed!

[Fluff n Stuff]

Remember, every microphone is on, every camera is live.

Learn it, Live it, Love it. Just don't love it THIS much 'nStuff!

[jimzinsocal]

Little wonder


GALLUP NEWS SERVICE
PRINCETON, NJ -- The modest uptick in approval of the job being done by Congress has dissipated for the most part after only two months. Congress job approval had risen over the last two months after the Democrats took over control of Congress in early January -- fueled in large part by a jump in approval among rank and file Democrats. This month, however, Congress job approval is back down to levels quite similar to where it was in 2006. Democrats have lost a good deal of the positivity exhibited in the first two months of the year after their party took over.
According to Gallup's monthly update on job approval of Congress -- in a March 11-14, 2007, national poll -- 28% of Americans approve of the job being done by Congress and 64% disapprove. This marks a substantial change from January and February, with approval down nine points and disapproval up nine points.

[jimzinsocal]

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[Fluff n Stuff]

Sounds Great! Can you target specific memories? I'd sure like to forget that photo of Sankin' Partier and his wives that I was subjected to last year... :shudder:

[jimzinsocal]

PORKBUSTERS UPDATE: Things seem to be going badly on the anti-pork front:

Not yet three months into their first congressional majority since 1994, the Democrats are acting like the Republicans they condemned for fiscal freewheeling.
In the House, lawmakers are considering the Democrats' $124 billion war funding bill that not only includes $21 billion for political pet projects, but also establishes an ill-advised Aug. 31, 2008, deadline for bringing the troops home from Iraq.
The legislation, swollen with $3.7 billion in farm subsidies, is expected to be voted on Thursday. It also includes $500 million for wildfire suppression, $283 million in milk subsidies, $100 million for citrus growers, $75 million for peanut storage, $25 million for spinach growers and $15 million for rice farmers. . . .We clearly remember Democrats during last fall's campaign thundering righteously against Republicans' special-interest spending, as if they had a record of frugality. That drumbeat, as well as the GOP's inability to counter the charges, was in large part responsible for the Democrats' return to power.
Back in power, however, and the Democrats revert to their free-spending ways.

The Democrats talked a good game on pork before taking power. But, then, so did the Republicans.

posted at 11:49 PM by Glenn Reynolds

[jimzinsocal]

I have a feeling this kid watched Austin Powers one too many times.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=2967207


Carbon neutral. Ill just bet.

http://www.businessandmedia.org/arti...320125451.aspx


I wonder what Dutch thinks of this

http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/...gn.biz2/2.html

[jimzinsocal]

Why Mommy Is A Democrat

http://newsbusters.org/node/11553


Good grief

http://littledemocrats.net/samples.html

[Dutchcedar]

^^^ Traileresque boxes for the wealthy, eh? Bill Clinton's library comes to mind...

[smoked trout]

BUSH VOWS TO BLOCK SUBPOENAS; WARNS DEMS, NO 'SHOW TRIALS'

He threw down the gauntlet, and the House took it up.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,260101,00.html

I'm pretty tired of this president who will stop at nothing to protect the 'constitutional rights' of the executive while ignoring the constitution for the sake of 'security'. A president who promised to restore faith and trust in the white house looks like he could set the record for distrust and lack of faith.

This whole particular issue (firing lawyers) is just a bunch of hooey. Go testify under oath you spineless bastards, shouldn't be a big deal if you've got nothing to hide, right?

I mean jeez, they fired some lawyers. Yippee! Only thing wrong with that is that they missed some.