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[Dutchcedar]

Well? It looks like Kerik has too many skeletons in his closet to do the job.

http://www.turkishpress.com/world/ne...7.imvalhan.xml

But I will accept the position if asked. But I have conditions:

I want $600,000 a year to start. One year upfront in small bills. Write checks to your mother at XMAS....I want cash.
I want the following guys hired:
Orangutan. Chief of Investigations
Nuke. Policy Administrator
Dutch. Policy Writer
Otoc. Executive Council
Computerwiz. Profile Management
Edudlive. Extreme Case Negotiations
SteveW. Sergeant at Arms, Policy Enforcement
Ahmad. Minister of Information
AndrewLB. Policy Writer/Policy Adminisration
DHutson. Labor Administration/Benefits Coordinator
Jezus. Departmental Chaplin.


Thats the deal George. My Administrators will be paid $500,999 oer annum. Cash.

I'll only take the job long enough to qualify as a "former something or other", so I can go around to various television studios doing interviews and spewing my opinions as fact.

I really just wanna be interviewed by Laurie Dhue, but that's a personal issue.

[Fluff n Stuff]

I'll only take the job long enough to qualify as a "former something or other", so I can go around to various television studios doing interviews and spewing my opinions as fact.

I really just wanna be interviewed by Laurie Dhue, but that's a personal issue.

I dunno, man... ever since her lips deflated, she's just become another face on T.V., ya know?

[jimzinsocal]

Well? It looks like Kerik has too many skeletons in his closet to do the job.

http://www.turkishpress.com/world/ne...7.imvalhan.xml

But I will accept the position if asked. But I have conditions:

I want $600,000 a year to start. One year upfront in small bills. Write checks to your mother at XMAS....I want cash.
I want the following guys hired:
Orangutan. Chief of Investigations
Nuke. Policy Administrator
Dutch. "Source close to JimZ"
Otoc. Executive Council
Computerwiz. Profile Management
Edudlive. Extreme Case Negotiations
SteveW. Sergeant at Arms, Policy Enforcement
Ahmad. Minister of Information
AndrewLB. Policy Writer/Policy Adminisration
DHutson. Labor Administration/Benefits Coordinator
Jezus. Departmental Chaplin.


Thats the deal George. My Administrators will be paid $500,999 oer annum. Cash.

Say no more Dutch...my right winged fine feathered friend. I have adjusted your title so as not to alert the authorities. Your family secrets of selling genetically engineered chickens and salmon is safe with me.

[jimzinsocal]

Payroll additions:

Enmore. Ruler of the United Nations/Policy Consultant
Nobody 2. Military Advisor/ French Adjutant General on Military Planning

[jimzinsocal]

^^^

Canadian Mike. Secretary of Welfare and Inhuman Services

[Dutchcedar]

I dunno, man... ever since her lips deflated, she's just become another face on T.V., ya know?

Its reassuring to know I'm not the only one noticing the details...

And JimZ, ya gotta admit... that halibut sure tastes like salmon, eh?

I've registered the name "Hell-o'-Butt"... hope it doesn't come up as a conflict of interest.

[jimzinsocal]

Its reassuring to know I'm not the only one noticing the details...

And JimZ, ya gotta admit... that halibut sure tastes like salmon, eh?

I've registered the name "Hell-o'-Butt"... hope it doesn't come up as a conflict of interest.

As a further demonstration of how Im gonna run this [scam] department...none of you exist any longer with the IRS. I have just wiped the slate clean. You no longer need to concern yourselves with those silly IRS formalities. Far as Im concerned? You earn it?...you keep it.

[Enmore]

Enmore. Ruler of the United Nations/Policy Consultant

I am deeply honoured.

My first suggestion would be to introduce the death penalty for people who write in library books.

[Fluff n Stuff]

And a matching punishment to the families of those who use highliters on the WHOLE DAMM PAGE!!!

er, *ahem*. um.

Sorry, that just slipped out. I'll try harder.

[jimzinsocal]

I am deeply honoured.

My first suggestion would be to introduce the death penalty for people who write in library books.

Ive just taken care of that problem. My friend Henry C. Lee from Conneticut...the forensic scientist has just identified the criminals involved. The library police will be conducting executions beginning this evening.

[SteveW]

Ive just taken care of that problem. My friend Henry C. Lee from Conneticut...the forensic scientist has just identified the criminals involved. The library police will be conducting executions beginning this evening.

I'll give ALB a call - we're on it!!!!

They're all toast...... to be lined up and shot at sunrise.

[jimzinsocal]

We learn something new everyday

http://www.epic.org/privacy/postal/

And this? Im not so sure..."I used to be a guy...but now I feel pretty"

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,141266,00.html

[Fluff n Stuff]

"Duy, er... MY vote wasn't counted, because I didn't follow the proper proceedures and get my signature on file...er... doy... I must not have signed my voters registration card... If it can happen to ME, it can happen to, dum, well, anybody!"

This my freinds, is one of our elected County Councilmembers.

The recount goes on, but the rules, the rules they are a-changin'...

[nuke]

Well? It looks like Kerik has too many skeletons in his closet to do the job.

http://www.turkishpress.com/world/ne...7.imvalhan.xml

But I will accept the position if asked. But I have conditions:

I want $600,000 a year to start. One year upfront in small bills. Write checks to your mother at XMAS....I want cash.
I want the following guys hired:
Orangutan. Chief of Investigations
Nuke. Policy Administrator
Dutch. "Source close to JimZ"
Otoc. Executive Council
Computerwiz. Profile Management
Edudlive. Extreme Case Negotiations
SteveW. Sergeant at Arms, Policy Enforcement
Ahmad. Minister of Information
AndrewLB. Policy Writer/Policy Adminisration
DHutson. Labor Administration/Benefits Coordinator
Jezus. Departmental Chaplin.


Thats the deal George. My Administrators will be paid $500,999 oer annum. Cash.

Jezuz = Departmental Chaplin?

Orang = CofI............. He doesn't even believe in the rule of law

Nuke = Policy Administrator........................

[jimzinsocal]

Aha!!...and everyone thinks accounting types are a bunch of uptight girlymen. Didnt know "danger" was their middle names eh? Take a look:

http://www.extreme-accounting.com/

Also? Take a look at this recipe....its sure to please for the holidays!! Lets all bake a cake

http://www.bongonews.com/layout4.php?event=644