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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Ya just GOTTA know how this would have gone down in Seattle...

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Must... not...look.... down.....

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluff n Stuff
    Ya just GOTTA know how this would have gone down in Seattle...

    Darwin Awards Committee take note 'nStuff!
    I'm speechless....

    All I can think is, how can anybody be so dumb?

    Edit: After further reflection, I think this may be a good way to enact Scott Peterson's punishment.
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    Sometimes I wonder just whats wrong with people.

    http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20041214.html

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by jimzinsocal


    Sometimes I wonder just whats wrong with people.

    http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20041214.html
    Just imagine when the EMT goes to remove the glasses of the unconscious victim....


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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluff n Stuff
    Just imagine when the EMT goes to remove the glasses of the unconscious victim....


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    ^^^It just gets me. "Im going for new glasses....break out the Black and Decker!!"

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    He cut himself sleeping in his glasses...left some sharp edges? Moron...

    Well Fluff, our judges let me down this time. Seems like the state of Montana might be liable for some of W.R. Grace Co.'s asbestos liability. Too bad the state couldn't just declare bankruptcy like Grace, then magically still be there the next day! Free of liability!

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day




    Steve will like this one. Sorta evens things up with that guy that bit his dog:

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    Dog Bites Man Where It Hurts the Most

    MINNEAPOLIS (AP) A naked man was bitten in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood. The man was taken to the hospital for treatment of his injuries.

    According to police reports, a police canine unit found the nude suspect shortly after noon Dec. 7 in a house on the 5400 block of Park Avenue South.

    While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.

    The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.

    Officer Ron Reier, a department spokesman, said police dogs are trained to bite if their partner is attacked. However, dogs are not trained to bite in the groin area.

    Reier said the dog likely just jumped and bit the man, who was moving around at the time.

    "The dog did what the dog is trained to do, and that is protect his handler," Reier said.

    After the man was bitten, he continued to attack officers and police used a stun gun before eventually restraining him, police said.

    The dog was removed from street duty while the incident is being reviewed, and the suspect is in police custody, Reier said.

    Thanks to Out There reader Craig A.



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    And then we have "Miss Trash" of the year....the future trailor park queen.....who likes to take her little "Bitbit" out to dinner with her.

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    Well Im sure shocked and amazed. Imagine that...a lawyer is a crook. Next thing you know they'll find out there is a relationship with drugs and the music industry.
    The guy is a bonehead.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,141633,00.html

    And this is good news. Pam is going to China. About the only place on earth where she hasnt been seen naked. Skank.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=334095

    And this just in. From our "I Told You So" files. Thought I was nuts when I said there were monsters living on Mars...just like the Species and Starship Troopers movies suggested. See? Read this from some SETI genius:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/featu...368967,00.html
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    ^^ Ah, jz... he's a lightweight. Just a youngin' that started his (il)legal scammin' a little earlier than most. You'd think Loyola could spit out better cons, I mean lawyers, than these three... harrumph... only 400 grand apiece. Friggin' amateurs.

    Jokes aside, its amazing how much fuel is out there for this thread.

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    You're right Jim, Steve liked that one.

    Here's one in the same vein.

    At the kennel, where I bought a couple of my G Sheps, the owners are partners in a security business that provides armed guards w/dogs. The Kennel supplies the trained dogs for their part of the operation.

    The conversation one day at the kennel was the owner Don telling me about having to go to court the next week in a lawsuit. Then he went on to say, in the guard dog business you're always getting sued and he didn't really give a ratsass.

    Next, he told me a story of another guy that tried to sue him. He sent a new (young and inexperienced) guard out to a very rough area of Dallas on graveyard shift, in a State Fair / Industrial area.

    A local bully confronted the guard and kicked his dog intimidating them both.

    With trained dogs, the handler needs to be experienced or BAD things can happen. High powered dogs need high powered and experienced handlers.

    So, the kid was new and inexperienced, and Don sent him out with a fairly mild Rottweiler. An underpowered dog, so he wouldn't get into trouble.

    When the guard came in the next morning at 7am, he told Don the story. Don told him "Don't worry, I've got just the cure for that".

    Next night, he sent the same guard out to the same watch, only this time with a different dog. Beauty of this is, the "Different" dog looked EXACTLY like the first one - same size and markings - only this one was a FLAMETHROWER.

    Well, as luck would have it, he met up with the same jerkoff. When the guy shifted his weight and got about 2" of air under his foot to kick the doggie again, this time doggie launched and hit him in the crotch with a trained bite.

    The dude went down and wasn't "Saved by the bell".

    A MedStar ambulance ride to Parkland Memorial hospital was next on his agenda for the evening's festivities.

    Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nuyk..........
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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    ^^^^Classic by SteveW

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    Re: Rolleyes News of The Day

    That thug got exactly what he deserved

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    Im wondering if the "press" can do some more to advance Binnny old boy's plans. Perhaps we can all call some terrorist cells for him and pass along his desires. As it seems his cell phone isnt working. Jesus.

    http://sify.com/news/fullstory.php?id=13631044

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    ^^ It's getting rather old, if you ask me. The media is the terrorists' megaphone. Every time that rat climbs out of his hole and speaks into a microphone, we gotta hear about it.

    It would be cool if we'd just find the bass turd and that other nimrod, Zarqawi, and move on to the next round of rats.

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