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    Who farted???

    Ok, what is the worst/funniest place you have been caught or caught someone else farting?

    This guy and I were in the eleveator and I guess he thought he could let rip a silent stinkless one. Boy was he wrong. It smelled like he had been shoving rotten eggs up there.
    He didn't say anything and exited really quick. Too bad I had to go to the top floor with that toxic cloud.
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    Umm..well I was at the gym one time and there was a girl on the treadmill in front of me with her headphones on...kinda reminded me of a carraige ride...
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    they served baked beans on the flight back home. I pity the guy next to me....

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    In class a few years ago like the first day. I blamed it on an indian kid that sat next to me. . Turns out He Let out like 5 more loud ones in the middle of reading time, which is silent, during the course of the class. I must have given him the bug or something.
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    In gym class when I was about 13 years old or so, doing sit-ups. The only good thing was that the whole class was doing them and it consisted of over 100 people

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    a friend of mine was laughing so hard she farted causing me to exhale soda thru my nose lol.
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    Re: Who farted???

    Originally posted by Draeth on 12-19-2003 at 07:43 AM
    Ok, what is the worst/funniest place you have been caught or caught someone else farting?

    This guy and I were in the eleveator and I guess he thought he could let rip a silent stinkless one. Boy was he wrong. It smelled like he had been shoving rotten eggs up there.
    He didn't say anything and exited really quick. Too bad I had to go to the top floor with that toxic cloud.

    lmao toxic cloud

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    I was farting in Animation class as i'm reading this, lol

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    Maybe it's just me... but does this thread smell??
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    I always have to fart when we are doing jumping jacks in gym as our warm up! I hate it!! At least the person behind me would never make a big deal out of it or say anything.

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    It just plain stinks!!

    2) NO PERSONAL INSULTS/ABUSE. This site is provided to you for free, and you are free to disagree with other posters, but if you stoop to personal abuse or attacks via passing wind, your output will be deleted. If you ARE insulted by the gastric/intestinal vapors then report the fart PLEASE do NOT retaliate. If you do retaliate you are no better then the abuser and you too will treated as an abuser as stated above. Retaliation by anyone against another is in no way showing any respect for yourself, the person who offended you, nor the rest of the readers of the forums.

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    Good one JimZ!


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    No offense intended to the thread starter... just wondered what that odor was.....

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    And from a physics standpoint, do you think it is better if the elevator is going up or going down when such an "event" occurs.....????

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    I wanted to report the fart, but don't know which of the first few posters was at fault!!!!

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