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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by zetachi
    just broke the 400 mark and 15k got 5 cores running now
    4 desktops and 1 lappy
    Tbird 1200 @ 1.3 Ghz
    Opty 144 @ 2.5 Ghz
    P4 3.2 GHz
    P4 3.2 GHz
    PIII Lappy 700Mhz

    10.9 GHz
    That's some good firepower!

    Good job, Farmer zetachi!

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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    sweetness
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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    woohoo because im still folding for 734!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    Woo Hoo... just fer the hallibut... cuz you're all happy froggies.

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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by BWM
    Woo Hoo... just fer the hallibut... cuz you're all happy froggies.

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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A FROG

    10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you'll turn into a prince.
    9. Flies in your soup are a bonus.
    8. You're above toads on the food chain.
    7. Green goes with absolutely everything!
    6. Pond Scum is a term of endearment.
    5. Most restaurants have a "no croaking" section.
    4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Geraldo.
    3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue.
    2. You can donate your body to science for big bucks!
    1. It sure beats being a newt.


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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    Fun Froggy fact for the day!!!


    The smallest frog in the Southern Hemisphere is the Gold Frog, or Brazilian Psyllophryne Didactyla. Adult Gold Frogs measure grow to only 9.8 millimetres in body length (with legs drawn in). That's about one centimeter or about 3/8 of an inch!
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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by JeremyWills
    Fun Froggy fact for the day!!!


    The smallest frog in the Southern Hemisphere is the Gold Frog, or Brazilian Psyllophryne Didactyla. Adult Gold Frogs measure grow to only 9.8 millimetres in body length (with legs drawn in). That's about one centimeter or about 3/8 of an inch!
    Dang! Watch where you step!

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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    grr image wont post

    ill post this instead


    One Liners (Funny Froggie Jokes)

    Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked.

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    Why are frogs so happy?
    They eat watever bugs them!

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    What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
    Nothing!

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    What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
    A prince.

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    How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.

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    Whats the preferred car of frogs?
    The Beetle.

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    What's green and jumps?
    A frog!! (groan!)

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    What's green and red?
    A very mad frog.

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    What's green with red spots?
    A frog with the chicken pox!

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    What's green with bumps?
    A frog with the measles!

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    What's black and white and green?
    A frog sitting on a newspaper.

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    What's green and dangerous?
    A frog with a hand-grenade.

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    What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?
    A frog sandwich!

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    What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog?
    Hop in!

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    What happens when two frogs collide?
    They get tongue tied!

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    What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
    Open toad!

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    What do frogs do with paper?
    Rip-it!

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    What is the first book a tadpole reads?
    Metamorphosis by Kafka.

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    How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
    Unhoppy.

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    What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
    A rubbit!

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    Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
    He liked a good croak and dagger.

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    What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
    It got toad!!

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    What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
    A dirty double-crosser!

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    What's green green green green green?
    a frog rolling down a hill

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    What is a frogs favorite time?
    Leap Year!

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    Why did the frog go to the mall?
    Because he wanted to go hopping.

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    I was walking down the alley one day and I saw a frog kicking a can.
    I asked him what he was doing.
    He said, "I'm moving!"

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    Why did the frog walk across the road?
    He didn't... he jumped.
    Why did the frog cross the street?
    because the chicken crossed the road.
    Why did the frog cross the road?
    to see what the chicken was doing.
    Why did the frog cross the road?
    Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
    Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
    To get hit by a steamroller
    Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road?
    He ran after a fly and was hit by a car.
    Why did the frog cross the road?
    If a chicken can do it so could he!

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    How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
    You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.

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    How do you confuse a frog?
    Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
    How does a frog confuse you?
    When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.

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    How do you apologize to a witch?
    Ribbit!

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    What did the frog say to the fly?
    You are really starting to bug me!

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    What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great?
    Toadly awesome!

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    What do you call a frog with no legs?
    It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
    What do you call a frog with legs?
    Dinner.

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    What did one frog say to another?
    You're such a WART!

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    Why did the frog croak?
    Because he ate a poisonous fly!

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    What is a frog's favorite game?
    Croaket

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    What did the frog order at McDonald's?
    French flies and a diet Croak

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    What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage?
    A croaking device!

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    What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
    The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.

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    Why did the frog say meow?
    He was learning a foreign language.

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    How come the frog didn't get to be the Easter Bunny?
    Slippery hands...they were afraid he'd drop the eggs!

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    Why did the frog go to the hospital?
    He needed a "hopperation" !

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    What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
    The one who drinks Canada Dry!

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    What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
    A frog in a blender.
    What do you get if you add milk?
    Frog nog!
    What happens if you drink frog nog?
    You Croak!

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    What do ya call a frog's favorite soda?
    Croaka-Cola!

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    Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?
    To pick the flies out from between his teeth!

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    "Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
    -"No!... I always walk this way!"

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    "Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
    -"Yes Sir!"
    "Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!"

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    How deep can a frog go?
    Knee-deep Knee-deep!

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    What do stylish frogs wear?
    Jumpsuits!

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    What does a bankrupt frog say?
    "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

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    What has more lives that a cat?
    A frog that goes croak every night.

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    Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
    He wanted to robbit.

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    Why are frogs such liars?
    Because they are amFIBians.

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    How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears?
    They don't move when a car is coming toward them.

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    What did the frog do after it heard a funny joke?
    It started to croak up!

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    Why did the gag-writer turn green?
    Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
    Last edited by JeremyWills; 05-26-2006 at 02:40 PM.
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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    Those are the worst jokes I have ever seen in my life


    The fiance's P3 1Ghz machine finally died so I have a folder down.

    However, I have an XP2500 machine that is ready for her Should be an increase in the pointage.

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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    We could start some grasshopper jokes, don'tcha know

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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    WooHoo!!

    Just got my replacement 200 gig sata drive for my htpc. Plus, I got my new tv tuner card and dvr software working. Now all I need is a full surround sound speaker system and I'll be good to watch dvd's and reruns of Lost, Deadliest Catch, and Mythbusters at high volume surround sound goodness!

    And Blue's Clues will never have sounded so good!

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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    Yur neighbors are in deep doodoo

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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by BWM
    Yur neighbors are in deep doodoo
    Yes, they are!!

    Edit: Actually we're pretty used to it. We've got a new irish bar that opened up across our street. You walk out my front door and there's the back of the bar. They've got a live band playing pretty loud right now. On St Patrick's day, a local rock station broadcast from there until midnight. We had cars lined up our street for hours.

    A little dvd volume isn't going to bother anyone around here....
    Last edited by Afterburner; 05-26-2006 at 11:05 PM.

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    Re: Folding Frogs Whoohoo Thread

    WooHoo! Got my new drive installed. Everything's loaded back up. My tv card was giving me grief, but I found some alternate drivers for it and it's running great. The best part is how I've got it hooked to the cable. Mama can watch tv regular and I can switch the pc to the channel I want to record without bothering her at all.

    Now I just need to pick up those Logitech speakers that I want. Then run some wires, install some panels in the walls, and, BAM, my surround will come alive!

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