The crazy, zany political joke thread!

[Enmore]

I'm Saddam. Saddam I am...

I do not like you, Uncle Sam....

http://maddox.xmission.com/bomb_iran.html

A bit of humour for you, in the style of Dr. Seuss

[_John_Lennon_]

Hadnt seen that on his site before.

Nice post.

[JediDrew]

LOL Finally something on his website I like. Other then that its all racist.

[bsod169]

LOL Finally something on his website I like. Other then that its all racist.

yea he doesnt have anything better to do, i like his site at first but then i saw this thing about garfield and that did it for me i dont like him anymore. i feel sorry for him because he has nothing else to do all day and just bad mouth really good things

[JediDrew]

Yeah. Sounds sorta racist at times to. Racism is something I will NOT tolerate.

[_dangtx_]

mmm..what about this one here...


http://funny.ansme.com/videos/lotrw.html

[Radun]

http://funny.ansme.com/videos/honda.html

[JediDrew]

http://funny.ansme.com/videos/israelshopping.html

[Vihsadas]

Gives me an idea...How about we rename this thread? You guys like it?

[Soundforbjt]

President Bush is taking his daily run around the local whitehouse streets, when he comes upon a small boy with a box that has a litter of puppies. Bush stops and tells the boy 'Those are some awfully cute puppies you have there son, what kind are they?", to which the boy replies 'Mr President, they're republican puppies". Bush tells the boy "Good job son, and great puppies", and returns to the whitehouse. A few weeks later Bush and VP Cheney are jogging around the whitehouse streets again, and Bush runs across the young boy again with the puppies and tells Cheney to ask the boy what kind of puppies they are. Cheney walks up and asks the boy "Son, can you tell me what kind of puppies these are?", to which the boy replies "Well Mr VP, these puppies are democrats". Bush looks stunned and asks the boy "Son, just a few weeks ago you said these puppies were republicans, what gives?", to which the boy replies "Well sir, they finally opened their eyes".

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Gives me an idea...How about we rename this thread? You guys like it?

Phew, glad it was you. I didn't remember starting a thread with that title.

Thought I'd been hacked for a second there.

[brewzer]

Phew, glad it was you. I didn't remember starting a thread with that title.

Though I'd been hacked for a second there.

you have been hacked

[Enmore]

you have been hacked

Fool me once.... shame on you.

Fool me...

..errr...

..you can't get fooled again

[John C]

Kerry.

[Soundforbjt]

Oh as far as Bush jokes go,
all you have to post is the stuff he says himself:

"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."—Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."
-- Kalamazoo, MI 10/27/2000 - Jack

"It's going to require numerous IRA agents."
—On Gore's tax plan, Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
—Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26) - (Thanks Paul ...)