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    "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher

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    Oct. 8, 2004 | Not a woman -- a girl. Not a week goes by when John Kerry isn't attacked because he said something that hurt someone's feelings. According to Bush spokesmen, Kerry lost the first debate because of his "new insult" to our allies when he said the coalition wasn't genuine. Poland had Lithuania over for a debate party that night, and now they can't look at each other without crying.

    All of the attacks on Kerry involve his thoughtless words at the expense of someone's feelings: He hurt the Iraqi prime minister when he said he wasn't legitimate -- the bitch; he hurt the troops in Iraq when he said it was the wrong war at the wrong time -- men!; he hurt the Vietnam vets when he totally broke the girl code and told everybody about their atrocities. And worst of all, he hurt the president's feelings when he laughed at Whoopi Goldberg's jokes.

    And another thing about John Kerry: He uses Botox, he spends too much time on his hair, and he's two-faced -- flip-flopper!

    "Also, I bet John Kerry didn't deserve any of those medals. I woulda gone to stupid old Vietnam, but I wanted to be a stay-at-home soldier."

    Excuse me, this president isn't resolute: He's on the rag.

    He stopped having press conferences, which is basically saying, "I'm not talking to you." He couldn't testify before the 9/11 commission without having a man by his side. I'll bet when they have lunch, Cheney orders for him. And then he just eats the salad.

    They say Kerry is too sensitive, but they're the ones who turn everything into a big baby mama drama. Bush is the one who looked all crampy and pouty last week: "It's hard work" -- I kept waiting for him to say, "If you don't like how I do your shirts, then iron them yourself."

    He even ran for president like a girl in 2000. Promising to "restore dignity to the Oval Office." What man gives a rat's ass about restoring an office? A real man thinks the Oval Office lost all its integrity the day Monica Lewinsky stopped coming in there to blow the president.

    And then, in the one area -- I'm talking about Iraq -- where he could use being a little in touch with his feminine side, he acts like the typical stupid male, who gets himself lost, won't admit it, and won't stop and ask for directions. No matter that we've already taken 10 wrong turns and are heading for what seems like it could be a cliff -- no, he's not stopping, not listening to anybody, not reading the instructions, just insisting, "Please, I know what I'm doing."

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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher

    Yea, I bet everybody wishes they were as MACHO looking and talking as Bill Maher

    There sure is a true test of being a real man, having an affair with an intern. IMHO Maher wouldn't know what havings balls are, being he's never had any.
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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher

    Ooh meow. Get her.

    Maybe it was Bush's bra strap showing through his jacket the other night.

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    Alpha Male -vs- Alpha Weenie

    I liked Bill Maher, the comedian. But then he became political, a Howard Dean supporter, & a known Bush critic. He appeared on the The O'Reilly Factor Bush Critic and Comedian Bill Maher Unspun & had his @$$ ripped apart and sent him down in flames. You could see how frustrated Maher was, as he babbled incoherently.


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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher

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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher

    Quote Originally Posted by Enmore
    Ooh meow. Get her.

    Maybe it was Bush's bra strap showing through his jacket the other night.
    good one
    "It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach."
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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher




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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher

    Those pictures are amazing, uncleel. All are saved to my HDD for further use.

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    sKerry, Pretty in Pink


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    Noooo!!! I Am The Great Cornholeio!!!!!!

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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher

    What gets me about Bush is the watermelons under the arms. The skinny guys at the gym who have just started working out always do that.

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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher

    ^^ And the potato in the shorts.

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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher



    Fox News watchers are less informed - The Proof

    I hope we shall... crush in its birth the aristocracy of our moneyed corporations which dare already to challenge our government in a trial of strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.
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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher

    Maher needs to stop pretending anyone gives a shit what he says any more.

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    Re: "Everyone has to stop pretending that George Bush is so macho" --Maher








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