I'd like to welcome you all to the new Penguin Bar! Please feel free to share any anecdotes or trivial jokes involving Linux and/or other comical issues like M$.
The first round's on me.
From Jazz at gentoo forums:
"In 2010, M$ Windows will be a quantum processing emulation layer for a 128-bit mod of a 64-bit hack of a 32-bit patch to a 16-bit GUI for an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor from a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition."
Found this in a guy's sig at: http://www.rage3d.com/board/showthread.php?t=33784713