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  1. #1
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    Afghanistan Cruise

    Just got this in an email and had to share


    NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
    Afghanistan Cruise
    We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget
    that a lot of entertainers had promised
    to leave the country
    if George W. Bush became President.
    With that in mind
    We have a Special Offer
    for those who still want to keep their promise.



    Attention
    Would
    Alec Baldwin
    Rosie O'Donnell
    Ed Asner
    Whoppi Goldberg
    Cher
    Phil Donahue
    Rob Reiner
    Barbara Streisand
    Michael Moore
    Jane Fonda
    Pierre Salinger
    and anyone else who made that promise,
    please dispose of all US assets,
    and report to Florida
    for the sailing of the Funship Cruise
    "Elation"
    which has been commissioned
    to take you to your new vacation homes
    in Afghanistan.
    You may opt
    at no extra charge
    to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

    The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
    a Farewell Parade in your honor
    through Palm Beach,
    Broward,
    and Miami-Dade counties
    prior to your cruise.

    Please pack for an extended stay . . .
    at least four more years



    Note:
    Since you advocate strict gun control
    you may not bring any

    Staffing your voyage is

    Bill Clinton
    captain

    Al Gore
    cruise director

    Monica Lewinsky
    recreation director

    Ted Kennedy
    lifeguard/emergency procedures director

    Ex-Congressman Gary Condit
    as intern coordinator

    If you have any questions
    about making arrangements for your homes,
    friends, and loved ones,
    please direct your comments to
    Senator Hillary Clinton.
    Her village can raise your children
    while you're gone,
    and she can watch over all your money
    and your furnishings
    until you return.
    Bon Voyage!

    Is this a great country or what!

    "The most dangerous myth is the demagoguery that business can be made to pay a larger share, thus relieving the individual. Politicians preaching this are either deliberately dishonest, or economically illiterate, and either one should scare us...
    Only people pay taxes, and people pay as consumers every tax that is assessed against a business."


    -The Gipper


  2. #2
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    Re: Afghanistan Cruise

    LOL I'm sure Afghanistan is there first choice.

  3. #3
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    Re: Afghanistan Cruise

    Let's hope they go via the Bermuda Triangle.

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    Re: Afghanistan Cruise

    Quote Originally Posted by AMDScooter
    Just got this in an email and had to share


    NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES
    Afghanistan Cruise
    We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget
    that a lot of entertainers had promised
    to leave the country
    if George W. Bush became President.
    With that in mind
    We have a Special Offer
    for those who still want to keep their promise.



    Attention
    Would
    Alec Baldwin
    Rosie O'Donnell
    Ed Asner
    Whoppi Goldberg
    Cher
    Phil Donahue
    Rob Reiner
    Barbara Streisand
    Michael Moore
    Jane Fonda
    Pierre Salinger
    and anyone else who made that promise,
    please dispose of all US assets,
    and report to Florida
    for the sailing of the Funship Cruise
    "Elation"
    which has been commissioned
    to take you to your new vacation homes
    in Afghanistan.
    You may opt
    at no extra charge
    to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

    The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
    a Farewell Parade in your honor
    through Palm Beach,
    Broward,
    and Miami-Dade counties
    prior to your cruise.

    Please pack for an extended stay . . .
    at least four more years



    Note:
    Since you advocate strict gun control
    you may not bring any

    Staffing your voyage is

    Bill Clinton
    captain

    Al Gore
    cruise director

    Monica Lewinsky
    recreation director

    Ted Kennedy
    lifeguard/emergency procedures director

    Ex-Congressman Gary Condit
    as intern coordinator

    If you have any questions
    about making arrangements for your homes,
    friends, and loved ones,
    please direct your comments to
    Senator Hillary Clinton.
    Her village can raise your children
    while you're gone,
    and she can watch over all your money
    and your furnishings
    until you return.
    Bon Voyage!

    Is this a great country or what!

    isnt that mass suicide lol?,,as soon as tehy see em theyll shoot em on sight lol

  5. #5
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    Re: Afghanistan Cruise

    A true classic . Please pardon me while I

  6. #6
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    MS,LA,GA,& AR
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    Re: Afghanistan Cruise

    LOL

    Fantastically creative. But isn't Pierre gonna miss this trip???
    -TMack

    "Forgive everyone for everything"

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