Re: C'mas getting a little too "white" for me....
My Karate teacher came over from Japan late one year in the early 70's. He was blown away that there were so many whorehouses in the US.
Yup, they used what we call christmas lights to signify a brothel.
His: Windows 7 64-bit on MSI X58 Pro-E, i7 950, Radeon 4870 1G, 300G Velociraptor + 2250G other SATA, 12G RAM; Windoze Home Server on MSI K9N SLI Platinum, A64 X2 6000, nVidia 7900, 2TB SATA storage
Hers: Vista Home 64-bit on Toshiba Core-2 Duo Laptop
The dog: he'd rather go to the off-leash park now that I won't let him pee on Intel units.