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  1. #61
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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    I just like this:

    In life, there are only two things to worry aboutó
    Either you are well or you are sick.

    If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
    But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry aboutó
    Either you will get well or you will die.
    If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,

    But if you die, there are only two things to worry aboutó
    Either you will go to heaven or hell.

    If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

    And if you go to hell, youíll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
    You wonít have time to worry!
    FRH
    If more sane people were armed the crazy ones would get off fewer shots.

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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    "McCain was in the Hanoi Hilton longer than we've been in Iraq, and never gave up. Obama wasn't in the Senate for two years, and got bored."

    -Rush Limbaugh

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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    "They're going to raise your taxes by thousands of dollars per year, and they have the audacity to hope you don't mind."

    -- John McCain, on WH Dems, mult., 4/15.
    "The most dangerous myth is the demagoguery that business can be made to pay a larger share, thus relieving the individual. Politicians preaching this are either deliberately dishonest, or economically illiterate, and either one should scare us...
    Only people pay taxes, and people pay as consumers every tax that is assessed against a business."


    -The Gipper


  4. #64
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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    ...contradicting Clinton's claim.

  5. #65
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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    Good one from Obama.

    Where's Gloria Steinem? [Ramesh Ponnuru]

    Obama on Clinton: "You know, over the last several weeks since she fell behind, she's resorted to what's called 'kitchen sink' strategies. She's got the kitchen sink flying, and the china flying, and the, you know, the buffet is coming at me."






    ^^He could have perfected the comment[and made some women hate his guts] by suggesting Hillary
    get back to the kitchen and rattle some pots and pans...and get
    the coffee and donuts ready.
    Then followed with "Hillary should try a skirt or dress sometime and stop trying to look like a man"

    I know. Im horrible.

    But its the campaign of my dreams.
    Hillary and Obama both in the gutter exchanging gender and racial slurs at one another.

    What SNL skit material!!

    Hillary Clinton played by Sandra Bernhardt
    Obama played by Dave Chappelle
    Last edited by jimzinsocal; 04-21-2008 at 04:57 PM.

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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    Hatchet fight! Hatchet fight! Now all McCain has to do is tape these for future reference.
    FRH
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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    Moonbats.. the Bay Area's answer to free entertainment..

    Educated Dissent of the Day

    From a Bay Area protestor's sign:

    Would we allow Nazi Germany to host the Olympics?
    No. Of course not.

    ....except for that one time.
    "The most dangerous myth is the demagoguery that business can be made to pay a larger share, thus relieving the individual. Politicians preaching this are either deliberately dishonest, or economically illiterate, and either one should scare us...
    Only people pay taxes, and people pay as consumers every tax that is assessed against a business."


    -The Gipper


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    Re: Quote of the Day...



    From our own myv65

    An engineering major asks, "How does it work?"

    A business major asks, "How much does it cost?"

    A liberal arts major asks, "Would you like fries or rings with that?"

    Instaclassic


  9. #69
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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    Remember that old Steve Martin song he does on that live stand up bit at the Warehouse in San Francisco? Something to the effect that you spend 4 years on an education so you can go to work at the corner drug store selling "Bic" pens.
    "The most dangerous myth is the demagoguery that business can be made to pay a larger share, thus relieving the individual. Politicians preaching this are either deliberately dishonest, or economically illiterate, and either one should scare us...
    Only people pay taxes, and people pay as consumers every tax that is assessed against a business."


    -The Gipper


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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    Quote Originally Posted by AMDScooter View Post
    Moonbats.. the Bay Area's answer to free entertainment..

    Educated Dissent of the Day



    Oh dude I'm dying here. I laughed so hard I almost puked. Years ago I heard in a tower records,"Did you know Paul Mcartney had a band before Wings"?
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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    VDH

    So Wright goes on, Obama goes on, Hillary goes on. When they have all finished, the wife of the first “black” President, the candidate who “transcended” race, and “old uncle” Wright — and the liberal Democratic Party — will have done more to destroy racial relations than all the David Dukes in the world.

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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    Liberal misogyny
    Too many liberals (far from all) act as if their sexism, racism, homophobia and misogyny do not count because they are liberals and by definition cannot be racist or sexist or homophobes or misogynists. They are rarely further from the truth.

    -Don Surber
    Werd...
    "The most dangerous myth is the demagoguery that business can be made to pay a larger share, thus relieving the individual. Politicians preaching this are either deliberately dishonest, or economically illiterate, and either one should scare us...
    Only people pay taxes, and people pay as consumers every tax that is assessed against a business."


    -The Gipper


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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    ^^Its a funny thing about bias and perceptions.

    GB Shaw said it best somewhere and Ive never seen it worded so
    perfectly:

    When you prevent me from doing anything I want to do, that is persecution; but when I prevent you from doing anything you want to do, that is law, order and morals.
    -- G. B. Shaw

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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    John Kerry speaking about polar bears being added to "the list"

    Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., called it ďa lifeline for our last remaining polar bearsĒ but said the bearís survival wonít be assured without limits on oil development in the same Arctic waters where the bears are found.

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    Re: Quote of the Day...

    Another


    Can We Use Polar Bears to Make Ethanol? [Mark R. Levin]

    That would surely confound the so-called environmentalists.


    And no. Nobody is really suggesting we grind up polar bears and turn them into fuel.
    I guess the eskimos can eat at McDonalds.

    http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber...0-polar-bears/
    Last edited by jimzinsocal; 05-15-2008 at 06:01 PM.

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