I apparently am not human, as I am unable to read the characters on the account creation screen. I keep putting in what I see on screen and Steam continues to deny that they are correct. There are all sorts of lines and blots on the image, am I supposed to be able to interpret what they are as well? And of course, I can't ask Steam, because you need to have an account with them in order to ask them a question!!
What am I doing wrong?