When you are trying to acquier the womenz and there happens to be gay people around just remember, that gay dude is not gonna be competing with you for the hot chick!!! Just see them as other chicks that are extremely ugly and you woudlnt bang. Simple as that. One of my best friends happens to be gay, in fact when he came out I was one of the first to know in our "gang" and I dont care and still hang out with him.
I also sometimes wrap the gift in a layer of newspaper, then completely cover the damn thing in duct-tape, as in, sealed shut in a cacoon of tape. that way its waterproof for security (!) and represents a suitable challenge to the dude trying to open it. No cutting.
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LOL this reminds me of the final scene in that film "Bruno" with the guy from Borat.
"Im so straight I dont even have a back door in my house!!!"
What a strange thread. Let's see what conclusions the casual reader might draw ... (1) only a gay man would ever wrap a present for another man (2) being an aging womanizer is something to be proud of