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  1. #601
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    Originally posted by small_fry


    Morin??? I think you better have another cup of coffee, Tigress!
    LOL! Or just learn to type!

  2. #602
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    A freezing good morning to all folding and genoming frogs! What a difference a day can make. From the 70s to the 30s!

  3. #603
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    Morning everyone...its nice out here today...mid 50's....

  4. #604
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    'morning happy taxpayers

  5. #605
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    Originally posted by OldFrog
    'morning happy taxpayers
    Oh yeah. Taxes make me happy too. Morning Old Frog.

  6. #606
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    Time to go pump some iron!!! :P

  7. #607
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  8. #608
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    Thumbs up If you do that....you need this:

    Birth Control

    After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
    was enough, since they could not afford a larger bed. So the
    husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he
    and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
    vasectomy that could fix the problem but it was expensive.
    A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get
    a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put
    it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
    count to 10.

    The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest
    man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb
    in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

    So he wanted a second opinion, and he visited a doctor in
    Georgia. That doctor began to speak of a vasectomy, but
    seeing his patient was from Alabama, he told him to go
    home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer
    can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

    Since the second doctor told him to do exactly the same
    thing as the first doctor, the Alabamian figured the
    procedure MUST work.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
    beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

    "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer
    can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand...

    This procedure also works in Tennessee, Mississippi,
    Kentucky,West Virginia, and Arkansas.


  9. #609
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    You forgot to add Oregon to that list.

  10. #610
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    and South Park

  11. #611
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    Evening everyone!
    Dok


  12. #612
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    !!

    Originally posted by Dok
    Evening everyone!
    Getting closew to morning here ...........wsup!
    the Britgeezer

    My Heat otherwise a smoke free home

  13. #613
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    Almost morning? Whatcha doing up???
    (9:46pm on the left coast)
    Dok


  14. #614
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    Mornin' ppl.

    And don't ask why I'm up so early.

  15. #615
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    Originally posted by {Tigress}
    Mornin' ppl.

    And don't ask why I'm up so early.
    G Mornin'

    Why are you up so early this morning?????
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