The Folded Frog Pub and Eats!!!!

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hard to catch me breath... laughing my ass off and breaking a spamma's ballz does it every time!!

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The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City ,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a
particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

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The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

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The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and
are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

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Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as
you exit the building, and have a nice day!

i read the same joke somewhere but on the last door said something bla bla bla but the catch is taht theyre gay

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[frosty22]

I finally made the switch from DSL to Cable. Is this pretty good speeds?

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Looks pretty good to me Jon. Upload speed in particular.

Here's mine, san diego to los angeles. I need better upload speed

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bastuges i dun even wanna test mine

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mu luck with online orders lately...<bm insert that step n dog poo icon plz>

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mu luck with online orders lately

das it

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thank u man..

remember when i told u i placed that order on that nicely power filtered board? lol...i ordered again some days later bastuges put em together...so still no board for dan....hell ill get one easier if i take a plane go to the store, take anuter plane lol...hmm...heck even driving coast to coast might be faster

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Fly over there and drop a stink bomb on'em

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i aint dat wotten...hey is it me or tis slow around here? im absent a while these days but when i get back not much going on..
u boys doin sumtn i dun knowe of?

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tis get'n sluwa bye da dae

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i aint dat wotten...

stink boms tain't so hard to dwop

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g'nite fwoggies

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Dammit I want out of stinking filthy so cal ASAP!!!!!!! :mad